Zaiatzgeist

I'm Bethany. Twenty-Five. Bisexual. Assistant editor of erotic science fiction and fantasy. Feminist. Bibliophile. TV-addict. Solitary eclectic neo-pagan. Amateur soprano. Cat-lady. Online rp-er. Massachusetts resident. Cool aunt and fairy godmother.

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my mom always calls me bruce :(

I’m a combination of my 4 siblings

“Jazec.” It’s the acronym they used when they can’t bother to remember which of the five they’re talking to. I’m the only girl; it really shouldn’t be that hard.

^^Abbey oh god I can’t stop laughing

But my grandma who lives with me calls me Liz, Lori, Laura, Lois, Jordan, or Kevin on a regular basis…

My parents will go through…

Chelsea

Chandler

Crystal

Molly (the dog, who died nine years ago)

Tinkerbell (the cat that died about four years ago)

My dad on a regular basis during my teen years ended up going “Amber, Scott, Crystal, Whichever one the fuck you are.” He named me. HIM, it should not have been that hard to remember. :|
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  I get called Alyssa far too often… haha.
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  My cousin & I used to get called each others’ names by our mothers, not even while around each other lmaoo
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  …Yes, everyone calls me by the wrong name….my real name ain’t even hard to say! ;A;
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  Because there are 5 of us, mom will go through all 4 names before getting to mine…doesn’t matter if I was born 3rd or...
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  And I’m the only girl. Jer-, Ol-, Liz-, Trevor, whatever your name is, do the dishes. I don’t even have any family...
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  My grandparents call me by my mother’s name all the time…
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  I have 6 other siblings and two dogs, of course I get called the wrong name. The most common one is calling me by one of...
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  Well, I have a twin, (Who may be identical) so it is slightly more understandable. Still. They are my parents. One would...
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  I was introduced by my Dad as “My wife Heather” the other day. There was an awkward pause as people believed him.
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  My mother uses the compound megsarae. She stops when she gets to the appropriate kid, or otherwise just says ‘hey you’....
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  All the time. Even the cats’ names. Jesus Christ.
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  My mother’s girlfriend called me “Lisa” for a long time. :/
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  My entire childhood, whenever my kid brother and I were making trouble, our parents addressed us by the compound name...
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  Willson. My parents NEVER remember my gender.
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  That is not MY name, that’s my sister’s. Wha— DON’T CYCLE THROUGH RANDOM BOYS NAMES WOMAN! WHO THE FUCK IS CIRREL??
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  I constantly get called my aunts’ names. “rebecca, I mean jenny, I mean angela, I mean kathryn, I mean denise, I mean...
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  I also always get called my sister’s name…
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  Dad has mistaken me for my mom or my sister over the phone.
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